[Q] How badly is my device ****ed up? topic

Ok, so here's the deal. I flashed RETAILDSDSALL_XT1068_4.4.4_KXB21.85-23_cid7_CFC.xml on my 2014 EU Moto G XT1068 and now ADB is unauthorized on my PC when I try to boot it up but the device isn't even detected in Fastboot, so I can't flash jack ****, but I can access the stock recovery and ADB Sideload from there.

The phone is stuck in a boot loop - it just sticks to the WARNING - BOOTLOADER UNLOCKED screen.

What do I do? Any help is greatly appreciated.